bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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