It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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