He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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