I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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