is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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