You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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