he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
