He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
