windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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