if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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