i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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