I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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