it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
What a dumb baby whore.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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