She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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