I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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