Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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