I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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