this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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