I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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