Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i need some magic done to my vagina
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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