I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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