Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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