hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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