What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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