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It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed

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(562): View more from California

sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone

(1-562): View more from California

there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.

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(847): View more from Illinois

He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.

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(406): View more from Montana

Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...

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(402): View more from Nebraska

As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice

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