Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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