guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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