So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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