sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
im holly from the hills drunk
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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