Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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