So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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