But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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