i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
