Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
and she was petting her beer can
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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