Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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