No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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