are you so shy because you have an std?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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