Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
This is my gift to your gina
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
