my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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