dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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