Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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