I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Even my vagina gasped.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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