i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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