I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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