Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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