Having a random hookup so left but love u
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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