Ambien. No doubt about it.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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