you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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