remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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