she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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