well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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