Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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