Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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