Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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