C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
not ubering you a puppy
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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