I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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